maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
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If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
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Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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