My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
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I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
All the doctor said was why
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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