So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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Well now I have my semen on her headphones
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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