i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
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2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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