she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
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I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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