dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
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The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
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So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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