I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
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Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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