can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
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I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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