yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
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PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
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at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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