She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
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stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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