I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
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My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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