Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
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I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
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yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Randomize