bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
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He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
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If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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