i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
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the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
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Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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