idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
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showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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