seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
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The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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