My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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