Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
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Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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