KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
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Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
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sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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