im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
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Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Still dying that you shit outside
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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