if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
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No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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