at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
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I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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