It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
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We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
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It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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