Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
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Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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