some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
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A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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