I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
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Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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