Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
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Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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