Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
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I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
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In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
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