i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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