why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
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People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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