another moral hangover. fuck.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
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I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
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The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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