He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
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Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
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So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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