No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
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You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
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Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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