Where is the hickey?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
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The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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