Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
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He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
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blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
It's no shave November. This is our time.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize