I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
that's an acceptable place to lick
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
My feet surprised me
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