We're facebook friends in real life
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
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We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
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After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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