if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
did i walk over a car last night?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
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If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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