in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
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Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
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She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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