is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
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I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
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I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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