i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
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Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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