If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
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My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
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being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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