There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
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How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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