How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
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He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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