Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
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her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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