I wish i was in the wii world.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
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his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
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You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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