I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
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I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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