I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize