Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
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Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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