I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
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I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
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I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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