Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
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did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
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We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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